My Friday the 13th started with a blenderful of fresh-made green smoothie toppling over in the refrigerator. It took an hour to clean the gunk off the food and out of the fridge's nooks and crannies. Then, when I went to take a shower, I noticed that the corn on my left big toe, which I tried yesterday to treat with a medicated disc of salicylic acid, has turned into a dime-sized molehill of white skin. Granted, that's supposed to happen with the treatment, but it's still very disconcerting to see something so unsightly on my foot. I can't wait until it just falls off (the corn, not the foot), which is also supposed to happen if I keep on track with this over-the-counter remedy. Now not only do I look like a boy, I have the foot of a troll.—SF